oh god the rape fog is back!
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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