Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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