I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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