we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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