I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
nutella sex= disaster
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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