nut hugger
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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