ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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