Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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