You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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