I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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