I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
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