Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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