I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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