why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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