my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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