Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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