Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Alive.
So much puke
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
