it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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