Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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