Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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