Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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