im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
