in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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