She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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