I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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