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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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