Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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