i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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