im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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