yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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