we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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