The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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