the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Hey! you should come over!
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