K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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