I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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