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(804): View more from Virginia

you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth

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(416): View more from Toronto

He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ

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(256): View more from Alabama

Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Breakfast tacos?

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YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS

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(518): View more from New York

I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday

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(843): View more from South Carolina

MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.

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