Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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