I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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