is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
