Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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