I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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