found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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