I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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