We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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