I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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