sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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