What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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