Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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