dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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