she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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