I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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