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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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