i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
The ass gains better be worth it
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