So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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