no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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