I puked a lego.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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