thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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