Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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